Attempted Murder Unisex T-Shirt

�� Attempted Murder  Unisex Tee��It’s not quite a murder… but it’s definitely suspicious. Two sketchy-looking ravens, one brilliant pun, and a gooey, gory font that screams, “we tried our best.” Perfect for lovers of wordplay, goth ornithologists, and anyone whose social circle doesn’t quite meet the threshold for ritual darkness. ✨ Unisex fit for birdwatchers with a sinister streak✨ Features two highly suspicious corvids in electrifying pixel style✨ May cause spontaneous cackling and public explanations of the joke   Murder? Not today. But give them time. ���� Product features– Soft and durable ring-spun cotton fabric– Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile style– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton– Various fabric blends available for different colors– Pearlized tear-away label for total wearing comfort Care instructions– Do not dryclean– Do not bleach– Tumble dry: low heat– Iron, steam or dry: low heat– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors     XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 16.00 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00 Sleeve length, in 7.99 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72 9.96 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50